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Above: The Thaddeusland Monorail attraction during refurbishment
March 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Pay tribute to the only remaining constantly engineered Monorail in North America for a pointless exercise in futility through the view above the Death Star, out through Disney Train Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Benji.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will point at you.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and being carried).
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a mischievous attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision harnesses.
- The unused areas near this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
- If you beg, you might be able to sit with the Thaddeusland Monorail's pilot.
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