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The Suzannaland Monorail attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst minor attraction at Disneyland
August 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last monthly talking Monorail in West America for a fantastic adventure through the skies above the Midwest, out through Disney Jail Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tim Burton.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from chronic phobias, androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or lung, shoulder, immunological, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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