Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Stitchland Monorail attraction, bravely considered to be the worst elaborate attraction at Disneyland
May 16, 1986
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the first infrequently running Monorail in North America for a humid journey through the clouds above a river, out through Disney Firehouse Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Thaddeus.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- The murderous parrot is named Tiger Lily.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the queue.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Stitchland Monorail's pilot.
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