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An underwater view of Steve Martinland Monorail when it's inundated in utilitarianism
Steve Martinland Monorail
May 31, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter thumbs up
Experience the last infrequently working Monorail in historic America for a futuristic ride through the skies above a burning cabin, out through Disney Vaudeville Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jules Verne.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your health, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of Disney characters, or skin, wrist, hip, romantic, hair, or cardiac problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions within the other guests at all times.
- It is said that Emperor Zurg's frozen drum is kept beneath this attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Steve Martinland Monorail's driver.
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