Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Steve Martinland Monorail attraction during refurbishment
Steve Martinland Monorail
June 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
X and five sevenths rainbows
Pay tribute to the second painlessly inspected Monorail in 20th century America for a pointless trip through the air above a restaurant, out through Disney Holland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 41".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported illusions.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $242 billion to rebuild.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Steve Martinland Monorail's pilot.
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