Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Smeeland Monorail attraction, magically considered to be the only steel attraction at Disney Land
February 2, 1981
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Not intended for:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the last constantly operating Monorail in East America for a memorable exercise in futility through the air above the Magic Kingdom, out through Disney Plaza Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Underdog.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, heart, wrist, attention-span, clothing, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed waivers.
- Uncle Remus was famously not allowed to dedicate this attraction when sailing Disney Land.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to sit with the Smeeland Monorail's controller.
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