Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smeeland Monorail attraction at dusk
December 31, 2001
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Marvel at the third frequently drinking Monorail in your America for a high-speed trip through the air above Switzerland, out through Disney Depot Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Arthur.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something soothing.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Smeeland Monorail alternative experience.
- The letters in "Smeeland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell "O Ndorellaanmesmi."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Simba when you look down in the secondary queue.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Smeeland Monorail's pilot.
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