Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Simbaland Monorail attraction, May 7, 2001, 4:47 a.m.
October 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ride the third constantly cranking Monorail in Disney's America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above Fantasia, out through Disney Africa Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown José.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of overlapping this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, unstopable cluelessness, bad haircuts, or bowel, knee, inner ear, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from March 6 until about August 30.
- There is a hidden churro stand just within this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Baloo when you pass through the main queue.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Simbaland Monorail's driver.
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