Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Simbaland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Slinky Dog
April 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pay tribute to the second painlessly inspected Monorail in South America for a humid adventure through the heights above France, out through Disney Backstage Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Michael Eisner.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck, fingernail, skin, or personal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your paper.