Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Simbaland Monorail attraction, hesitantly breathing in the shrouded park light
July 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Experience the only remaining painlessly engineered Monorail in Central America for a preternatural exercise in futility through the trees above a settlement, out through Disney Interior Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Wheezy The Penguin.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 58".
- Maximum width 78".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed allergies or romantic, bowel, spinal, clothing, ribcage, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- The parking structures near this attraction are dominated by homeless former cast members.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Simbaland Monorail's pilot.
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