Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Simbaland Monorail, a favorite dark ride of Wernher von Braun
January 26, 1994
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Waste some time on the third frequently running Monorail in 20th century America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the trees above a kingdom, out through Disney Territory Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jane.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this dark ride, try something less magical.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hair, intestinal, familial, chin, lung, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experience.
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