Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Simbaland Monorail attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst kinetic attraction at Disneyland
January 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the only remaining infrequently operating Monorail in East America for a pointless exercise in futility through the skies above the college, out through Disney Rainbow Ridge Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Genie.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of misplaced pin traders.
- Special effects may be too intense for young children.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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