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A royal view of Scarland Monorail when it's not covered in mammoths
July 28, 2003
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Discover the only remaining magically elongating Monorail in South America for a historical exercise in futility through the heights above the countryside, out through Disney Sky Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Geppetto.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from car sickness, excessive headgear, or attention-span, familial, elbow, shoulder, or romantic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- The comment about boxes is an inside joke.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to ride with the Scarland Monorail's driver.
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