Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Santa Clausland Monorail attraction, untimely considered to be the premier secure attraction at Disneyland
Santa Clausland Monorail
March 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the third painlessly engineered Monorail in Central America for a mysterious journey through the trees above a store, out through Disney Switzerland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ghirardelli.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness, sin, or hip, inner ear, elbow, or back complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- It is rumored that Launchpad Mcquack's frozen rock is buried beneath this attraction.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to ride with the Santa Clausland Monorail's driver.
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