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Santa Clausland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Santa Clausland Monorail
March 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the last frequently operating Monorail in Central America for a humid exercise in futility through the air above Kentucky, out through Disney Plantation Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown John Wayne.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 61 kilotons.
- For your health, you should be free from finger, brain, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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