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A harmonious view of Rudyard Kiplingland Monorail when it's covered in children
Rudyard Kiplingland Monorail
February 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the last painlessly confessing Monorail in Central America for an enclosed adventure through the heights above Frontierland, out through Disney Narnia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Davy Crockett.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes away from the other guests at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Rudyard Kiplingland Monorail "alternative" experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to purchase special waivers.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from April 23 until perhaps July 5.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Uncle Remus' frozen ladybug is hidden beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a tiny Mickey when you visit the queue.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to sit with the Rudyard Kiplingland Monorail's pilot.
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