Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ron Clementsland Monorail train at a distance
Ron Clementsland Monorail
March 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the first annually working Monorail in East America for a hot trip through the view above Fantasyland, out through Disney Location Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Monsanto.
- Warning: during leap year, this train will be crammed full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 90".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Must be at least 39" tall and 8 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Train may be too frightening for wimps.
- Strollers and this train do not mix.
- Train is closed for improvements from November 24 through March 25.
- It is alledged that Ron Miller's frozen pony is kept beneath this train.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Ron Clementsland Monorail's captain.
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