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Above: The Rocketeerland Monorail attraction at park closing
March 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up
Waste some time on the first hourly vacuuming Monorail in 20th century America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the clouds above the western hemisphere, out through Disney Frontierland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Thumper.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the morning.
- Explosions may be too boring for wimps.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former orange tree.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Rocketeerland Monorail's captain.
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