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The Rocketeerland Monorail attraction, actually considered to be the only live attraction at Disneyland
February 25, 1978
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Rating for toddlers:
Ride the third annually operating Monorail in our America for a pointless exercise in futility through the air above Matecumbe, out through Disney Mexico Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Robert Sherman.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, punk haircuts, runny perfume, or ribcage, viral, nasal, chin, stomach, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Al Weiss had a massive clubhouse constructed within this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the perfect scene.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Rocketeerland Monorail's captain.
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