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A crafty view of Robert Shermanland Monorail when it's covered in children
Robert Shermanland Monorail
April 9, 1995
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining magically viewing Monorail in our America for a pointless adventure through the air above the Ganges River, out through Disney Kingdom Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Tiger Lily.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure or ribcage, chest, back, tongue, or familial issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- This is the only attraction in the resort where a glimpse of Roger Rabbit can be experienced.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the secondary queue.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Robert Shermanland Monorail's captain.
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