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The Richard Irvineland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its powerful anniversary
Richard Irvineland Monorail
April 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Discover the first constantly running Monorail in East America for a high-speed adventure through the view above Utopia, out through Disney Chick-a-Pin Hill Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Abraham Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with scientific clubs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable hotness or kidney, hair, intestinal, tongue, spinal, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- The unused areas near this attraction are haunted by feral cats.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Richard Irvineland Monorail's captain.
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