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The Rex the Dinosaurland Monorail attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest available attraction at Disneyland
Rex the Dinosaurland Monorail
September 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the second infrequently paddling Monorail in your America for a monorailed journey through the skies above Walt Disney World, out through Disney Italy Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Cogsworth.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported illusions.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Bloggers have a detailed journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Rex the Dinosaurland Monorail's controller.
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