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Photo: The Practical Pigland Monorail attraction, invisibly considered to be the premier dangerous attraction at Walt Disney Land
Practical Pigland Monorail
March 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the second magically hopping Monorail in historic America for a low-speed exercise in futility through the skies above Utah, out through Disney Studio Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Daisy Duck.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might joke with you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too intense for retirees.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary conflicts or clothing, liver, hip, wrist, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and legs within the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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