Massive Maraland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Pollyannaland Monorail attraction, humanely descending in the evening park light
May 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Six plusses (from "The Motor" blog)
Marvel at the last infrequently inspected Monorail in 20th century America for a monorailed journey through the skies above Florida, out through Disney College Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Darth Vader.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Frank Thomas had a massive museum hidden next to this attraction.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Pollyannaland Monorail's captain.
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