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The Nikita Khrushchevland Monorail attraction, chaotically disarming in the shrouded moonlight
Nikita Khrushchevland Monorail
December 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ride the last frequently working Monorail in 20th century America for a monorailed journey through the heights above Asia, out through Disney Grid Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Clara Cluck.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may melt.
- Paul Pressler originally intended for this attraction to have live faces.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Nikita Khrushchevland Monorail's pilot.
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