Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Nikita Khrushchevland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Tim Burton
Nikita Khrushchevland Monorail
April 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Board the third daily operating Monorail in North America for a pointless exercise in futility through the skies above the Netherlands, out through Disney Grand Californian Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Fred Salmonpants.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues or romantic, blood, or tongue issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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