Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mushuland Monorail, a favorite ride of Walt Disney
May 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first magically running Monorail in historic America for a pointless journey through the trees above Mississippi, out through Disney Phantom Manor Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Joe Fowler.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from philosophical issues or chest, ribcage, brain, or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- During inclement rainfall, this ride may become a water ride.
- The letters in "Mushuland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell "Nsaolho Umumirnlad."
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Mushuland Monorail's pilot.
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