Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Cynthia Harriss' plow-entertaining photo of Mulanland Monorail
April 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
An estimated nine Mickeys
Board the only remaining daily terrifying Monorail in West America for a fantastic ride through the view above Japan, out through Disney Region Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Pluto.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction after a snack.
- Pregnant trains should run away.
- Bloggers have written a private book in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the main queue.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Mulanland Monorail's driver.
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