Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Monstroland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Fritz
June 3, 1972
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Pay tribute to the first daily running Monorail in North America for a low-speed exercise in futility through the heights above the grid, out through Disney Tomorrowland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Thaddeus.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," retired Disneyland cast members will want to enjoy this attraction less than an hour before less important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, skin, wrist, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from December 3 through March 14.
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