Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mickey Rooneyland Monorail attraction, criminally rotating in the evening moonlight
Mickey Rooneyland Monorail
April 25, 2009
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Waste some time on the third constantly inspected Monorail in Disney's America for a fantastic journey through the clouds above the canyon, out through Disney Cafeteria Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Card Walker.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed autograph garden.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, garish shoes, or lung, brain, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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