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The Mickey Rooneyland Monorail attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
Mickey Rooneyland Monorail
August 22, 1962
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Ride the second hourly smearing Monorail in your America for a monorailed journey through the view above a plantation, out through Disney Moon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Christopher Robin.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, immunological, personal, bowel, or fingernail problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- It is said that Michael Eisner's frozen craft is buried beneath this attraction.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Mickey Rooneyland Monorail's captain.
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