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Michael Eisnerland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
November 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
X and a half dollars
Climb aboard the only remaining hourly inspected Monorail in South America for an enclosed trip through the space above a parade, out through Disney Jail Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Pluto.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your health, you should be free from spinal, attention-span, chest, brain, finger, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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