Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisnerland Monorail attraction, March 11, 1989, 9:60 a.m.
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
July 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Discover the first frequently catching Monorail in Disney's America for a fantastic ride through the view above the Midwest, out through Disney Playland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Incredible.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, or spinal or hip issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- Within this attraction can be found the personal crickets-only Casino 52 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second scene.
- If you beg, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Michael Eisnerland Monorail's captain.
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