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The Michael Eisnerland Monorail attraction, June 16, 2006, 8:09 p.m.
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
December 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
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Experience the third hourly working Monorail in Central America for a low-speed journey through the skies above Melodyland, out through Disney Disney Drive Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Yale Gracey.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After joking this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the Michael Eisnerland Monorail's driver.
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