Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisnerland Monorail attraction, calmly considered to be the finest enchanted attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
July 20, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last hourly running Monorail in South America for an enclosed trip through the air above the Disneyland Hotel, out through Disney Africa Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Simba.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland cast members might try to repeatedly ride this attraction less than an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your turntable to enter.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your hats and balloons inside the attraction at various times.
- In 1996, this attraction was updated to obliterate images that could be misinterpreted as not politically correct.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to sit with the Michael Eisnerland Monorail's driver.
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