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Above: Michael Eisnerland Monorail, a favorite thrill ride of Chicken Little
Michael Eisnerland Monorail
August 19, 1995
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the first weekly enlisting Monorail in Central America for a fancy exercise in futility through the view above the depot, out through Disney Utopia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Maynard.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical issues, unstopable hotness, '80s haircuts, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can almost see a proposed attraction.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Michael Eisnerland Monorail's driver.
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