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The Merlinland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
August 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for men:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the third routinely failing Monorail in our America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the skies above the facility, out through Disney College Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Frankenweenie.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 47".
- Shortest guest must be at least 47 joules tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from elbow, heart, or knee complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- The tower of Merlinland Monorail can be spotted from as far away as the Antarctic.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Merlinland Monorail's driver.
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