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The Merlin Jonesland Monorail attraction, cunningly considered to be the best mighty attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jonesland Monorail
January 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Ten jollies (by "Familiar Dalmatian" discussion forum, 1979)
Discover the last routinely running Monorail in North America for a pointless trip through the space above Toyland, out through Disney Lake Buena Vista Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Johnny Tremain.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pilot must be at least 67" tall.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are few pens used in this attraction.
- If you beg, you might be able to get a seat with the Merlin Jonesland Monorail's driver.
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