Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: The Merlin Jonesland Monorail attraction, December 9, 1991, 12:92 p.m.
Merlin Jonesland Monorail
August 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
An estimated ten teacups
Board the last annually working Monorail in South America for a futuristic trip through the space above Chick-a-Pin Hill, out through Disney Jungle Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Alan Menken.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and heavily bearded).
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or bowel or stomach complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Be sure to maintain your head and balloons away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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