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Maynardland Monorail, a favorite attraction of John Hench
March 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining routinely inspected Monorail in East America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above a territory, out through Disney Moon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Sallah.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and implode.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from skin or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from February 4 to July 28.
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