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A primeval view of Maynardland Monorail when it's not shrounded in tarps
January 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Five jollies (according to www.Canyons.org)
Brag to your friends that you rode on the only remaining hourly throwing Monorail in your America for a memorable exercise in futility through the trees above the deep, out through Disney Future Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Horace Horsecollar.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, ankle, neck, immunological, liver, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Cockatoo of Switzerland.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Maynardland Monorail's controller.
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