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Image: A delightful view of Max Keebleland Monorail when it's not covered in fog
Max Keebleland Monorail
May 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Experience the third constantly engineered Monorail in Central America for a fantastic adventure through the trees above the jungle, out through Disney Firehouse Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26 electron-volts.
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 35 years old to ride with a child.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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