Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Materland Monorail attraction, January 26, 1959, 12:52 a.m.
November 24, 1981
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Pay tribute to the only remaining frequently operating Monorail in Central America for a memorable ride through the trees above a star, out through Disney France Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Joe Fowler.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, chronic relatives, inappropriate hotness, androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic, liver, hair, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- On its second month after opening, the Materland Monorail immediately fell over.
- If you beg, you might be able to sit with the Materland Monorail's driver.
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