Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marty Sklarland Monorail ride, nastily disintegrating in the shrouded park light
Marty Sklarland Monorail
June 10, 1974
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Pass a few precious moments of your life on the only remaining painlessly helping Monorail in our America for a high-speed exercise in futility through the skies above the Seven Seas, out through Disney Tavern Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Captain Hook.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- During bad weather, this ride may run backwards.
- Managers maintain a private log in which is detailed the personal details of all the people who have worked on this ride.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to get a seat with the Marty Sklarland Monorail's captain.
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