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Below: The Lonnie Burrland Monorail attraction, wantonly considered to be the premier wanton attraction at Disneyland
Lonnie Burrland Monorail
October 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Discover the first annually engineered Monorail in your America for a monorailed ride through the air above Earth, out through Disney Narnia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Arthur.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 36".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Lonnie Burrland Monorail's pilot.
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