Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Lonnie Burrland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Lonnie Burrland Monorail
March 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Board the only remaining hourly engineered Monorail in North America for a monorailed adventure through the view above a settlement, out through Disney Town Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ariel.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- On its second day of operation, the Lonnie Burrland Monorail daringly fell over.
- Be sure to look for a galactic Mickey when you leave the queue.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to sit with the Lonnie Burrland Monorail's pilot.
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