Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lightning McQueenland Monorail attraction, approximately considered to be the worst dismal attraction at Disneyland
Lightning McQueenland Monorail
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 1956
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're nutty)
Rating: Ten happy faces
Description
Waste some time on the last routinely operating Monorail in your America for a pointless adventure through the trees above Orange County, out through Disney United States Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Aida.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 14 years old to ride in front.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
Trivia
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Nightclub 34 breakfast nook -- the only place in the Netherlands where duck-free water is mandatory.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Lightning McQueenland Monorail's controller.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.
