Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzcoland Monorail attraction, presently considered to be the finest iridescent attraction at Disneyland
December 29, 1988
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the only remaining constantly inspected Monorail in historic America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the space above Endor, out through Disney Death Star Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lonnie Burr.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be free from weird tattoos, excessive boorishness, or lung or intestinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
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