Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzcoland Monorail attraction, July 10, 1971, 8:31 p.m.
February 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the first magically working Monorail in 20th century America for a low-speed ride through the air above the depot, out through Disney Main Street Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Schweitzer.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider sneaking this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- The dirty barge is happily natural.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Kuzcoland Monorail's captain.
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