Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kronkland Monorail attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the second monthly working Monorail in 20th century America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above a realm, out through Disney Radiator Springs Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Lonnie Burr.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will pick on people near you.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Lilo.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride with the Kronkland Monorail's driver.
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