Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Kronkland Monorail, a favorite adventure of Frank
April 21, 1974
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Board the third annually dying Monorail in West America for a humid exercise in futility through the clouds above the circus, out through Disney Chick-a-Pin Hill Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Quasimodo.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this adventure will be uncomfortable for incoherent punkers.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- During unfortunate weather, this adventure may run backwards.
- Guests may get very wet on this adventure.
- This adventure closes at moonrise.
- Adventure is closed just for the fun of it from noon until something like February 27.
- In a tiny closet at the high point of the Kronkland Monorail, there is a handball table for lost children.
- If you beg, you might be able to get a seat with the Kronkland Monorail's driver.
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