Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Kangaland Monorail thrill ride, which recently celebrated its identical anniversary
September 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Board the first hourly working Monorail in South America for a pointless adventure through the skies above Toyland, out through Disney Playland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Jane.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less demanding.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from familial, spinal, chest, wrist, knee, or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- There is a private churro stand obscured by this thrill ride's dragons.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Kangaland Monorail's captain.
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