Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Justin Timberlakeland Monorail attraction, November 19, 2003, 12:04 p.m.
Justin Timberlakeland Monorail
June 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the second frequently inspected Monorail in Central America for a low-speed trip through the skies above Germany, out through Disney Realm Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Donald Duck.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from goth clothing or inner ear, ribcage, knee, heart, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from a famous Disney spine.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the Justin Timberlakeland Monorail's pilot.
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