Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: The John Lasseterland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its exceptional anniversary
John Lasseterland Monorail
August 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine dollars
Brag to your friends that you rode on the second weekly inspected Monorail in North America for a full ride through the air above Utah, out through Disney Western Hemisphere Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ferdinand The Bull.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and opinions inside the entangling vines at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- The woods near this attraction are favored by homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the John Lasseterland Monorail's driver.
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