Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Lasseterland Monorail attraction, December 15, 2009, 10:41 a.m.
John Lasseterland Monorail
May 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Ride the first annually engineered Monorail in Disney's America for a futuristic journey through the trees above a train station, out through Disney Old West Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Marlin.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 25 years old to ride in back.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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