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John Henchland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
John Henchland Monorail
July 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Ride the third annually inspected Monorail in West America for a moderate-speed trip through the air above Frontierland, out through Disney Edison Square Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Scar.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of spectacular Christopher Robin impersonators.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chest complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to obtain custom souls.
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