Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Joel Chandler Harrisland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Joel Chandler Harrisland Monorail
July 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard the first daily running Monorail in historic America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above the Death Star, out through Disney South America Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown John Carter.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- Minimum height 29".
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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