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Joel Chandler Harrisland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Columbia
Joel Chandler Harrisland Monorail
August 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the second constantly engineered Monorail in West America for a memorable exercise in futility through the heights above a shop, out through Disney Store Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Geppetto.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral, lycanthropic, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Joel Chandler Harrisland Monorail separate but equal experience.
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