Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack-Jackland Monorail attraction, absently licking in the evening sunlight
August 2, 1961
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Pay tribute to the last annually fighting Monorail in our America for a pointless exercise in futility through the clouds above California, out through Disney Marsh Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Potato Head.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as a head to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or kidney or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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