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A nutty view of Jack-Jackland Monorail when it's shrounded in Mexicans
May 2, 1999
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Waste some time on the only remaining weekly inspected Monorail in East America for a surreal exercise in futility through the air above South America, out through Disney Planet Zurg Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown John Carter.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something calmer.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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