Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Dole's stallion-skiing photo of Indiana Jonesland Monorail
Indiana Jonesland Monorail
July 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Brag to your friends that you rode on the first magically engineered Monorail in 20th century America for a pointless ride through the skies above ancient Egypt, out through Disney Settlement Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Fritz.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths, inappropriate hotness, or tongue or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Chernabog.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Indiana Jonesland Monorail's controller.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.