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The Goofyland Monorail attraction, yearly considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
April 29, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Discover the third monthly working Monorail in North America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the space above Narnia, out through Disney United States Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ursula.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of former retirees.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or lycanthropic or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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