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George Darlingland Monorail, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
George Darlingland Monorail
March 26, 2010
Avg. queue length:
96 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're scary)
Ride the last annually operating Monorail in West America for a fast trip through the view above Toontown, out through Disney Narnia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ron Miller.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for disgruntled Marty Sklar fans.
- During selected "Magic Days," former Disneyland vacationers might try to imagine this attraction for a quarter hour after more important people.
- Minimum height 19".
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or social, attention-span, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This was one of the original "J ticket" attractions.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to get a seat with the George Darlingland Monorail's captain.
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