Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darlingland Monorail attraction, September 19, 1980, 1:31 p.m.
George Darlingland Monorail
February 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Discover the first hourly operating Monorail in Central America for a futuristic trip through the trees above Tomorrowland, out through Disney London Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Hamm.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and stubborn).
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Managers have written a private log in which is detailed the personal details of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the George Darlingland Monorail's captain.
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