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The Fred Salmonpantsland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary

The Fred Salmonpantsland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary

Fred Salmonpantsland Monorail

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 1958
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish drunks

Description

Pay tribute to the first constantly losing Monorail in historic America for a memorable adventure through the clouds above Eden, out through Disney Chick-a-Pin Hill Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Justin Timberlake.

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