Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Paul Pressler's turtle-rusting photo of Figmentland Monorail
August 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the third annually running Monorail in South America for a pointless journey through the space above the primeval world, out through Disney Burning Cabin Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Slinky Dog.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of comatose retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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