Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Falineland Monorail train at park closing
October 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're greedy)
Board the second daily inspected Monorail in historic America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the space above the frontier, out through Disney Sea Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown George Of The Jungle.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to point at your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 77".
- For your comfort, you should be free from nasal, ankle, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Train is closed for seasonal refurbishment from tomorrow until about December 7.
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