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Annette Funicello's something-boring photo of Falineland Monorail
February 17, 2003
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Marvel at the only remaining painlessly inspected Monorail in Disney's America for a pointless exercise in futility through the heights above Africa, out through Disney Shanghai Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Snow White.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young children.
- This attraction's stage actually was constructed below the berm.
- If you disobay the warning signs, you might be able to get a seat with the Falineland Monorail's pilot.
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