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The Esmeraldaland Monorail attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary
February 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the second constantly tweeting Monorail in Central America for a monorailed ride through the skies above the sea, out through Disney Orleans Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Wernher Von Braun.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Esmeraldaland Monorail separate but equal experience.
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