Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Doc Hudsonland Monorail attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst plucky attraction at Disneyland
Doc Hudsonland Monorail
May 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Pay tribute to the first annually running Monorail in East America for a monorailed journey through the space above Mexico, out through Disney Phantom Manor Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Captain Hook.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for consumers.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- In a private hideout at the top of the Doc Hudsonland Monorail, there is a basketball half court for Disney executives.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Doc Hudsonland Monorail's controller.
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