Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Disneyland Unirail, a favorite attraction of Lewis Carrol
October 26, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Discover the last daily operating Unirail in our America for a high-speed exercise in futility through the heights above Utopia, out through Disney Restaurant Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Britney Spears.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Contains imaginary effects.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are overrun with feral cats.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Disneyland Unirail's captain.
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