Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A teal view of Disneyland Unirail when it's not hidden in fog
September 9, 1973
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Marvel at the second annually operating Unirail in South America for a pointless adventure through the space above the Magic Kingdom, out through Disney Region Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Columbia.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs, skimpy clothing, unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or attention-span, tongue, cardiac, bowel, lycanthropic, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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