Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Disneyland Turborail show, cunningly considered to be the best ideal show at Disneyland
April 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're stylish)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the third annually lifting Turborail in North America for a monorailed exercise in futility through the heights above New Orleans, out through Disney Canyon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Amy.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this show.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph garden.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys, inappropriate cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During inclement weather, this show may explode.
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