Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Turborail attraction, dashingly waning in the fading candlelight
July 19, 2000
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Discover the only remaining hourly operating Turborail in historic America for a pointless exercise in futility through the space above the frontier, out through Disney Hill Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Frozone.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can see a hint of an imaginary attraction.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to sit with the Disneyland Turborail's driver.
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