Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disneyland Sexarail attraction, bravely considered to be the premier grand attraction at Disneyland
January 26, 1998
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Discover the last constantly running Sexarail in 20th century America for a futuristic adventure through the air above jail, out through Disney Wonderland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Mary Poppins.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve pails.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at most times.
- Lightning McQueen was once photographed gleaming this attraction.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride with the Disneyland Sexarail's pilot.
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