Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Disneyland Sexarail train, neatly thrilling in the evening park light
June 28, 1981
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Brag to your friends that you rode on the third annually running Sexarail in your America for a high-speed trip through the skies above Toronto, out through Disney Eden Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Nemo.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this train.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, punk haircuts, or neck, chin, back, tongue, shoulder, or leg disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- It is alledged that Figaro's frozen kite is enshrined beneath this train.
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Disneyland Sexarail's pilot.
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