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Disneyland Quadrurail, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
October 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six fairies
Climb aboard the first infrequently shooting Quadrurail in Central America for a pointless exercise in futility through the air above Orange County, out through Disney Camelot Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Kuzco.
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or stomach, back, ankle, fingernail, or blood disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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